nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
witchbat:

nerd
joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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q-ueenofthenight:

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